Li’l Red Eft

Well, way up north where the air gets cold
There’s a tale about Christmas that you’ve never been told
And a real famous newt all dressed up in red
And he spends the whole year peelin’ out of his shed

It’s the li’l red eft
Ooh, li’l red eft
It’s the li’l red eft
Ooh, li’l red eft

Ahhhhhh
Oooooooo
Merry Christmas Spotted Newt
Christmas comes this time each year
Oooooooo oooooooo

And have a safe and happy newt year everyone!

Modified words of the Beach Boys ‘Little Saint Nick’ and images by Michael J. Hall